Notes to Self Before Stealing the Who’s Christmas

Notes to Self Before Stealing the Who’s Christmas

 

Reluctantly wear the Santa hat.

Muffle the sleigh bells so as not to wake up any Whos.

Remember to check the cookie jar for cookies.

Climb down through the chimney, as damp and bleak as it is.

Tiptoe so as not to wake up Cindy Lou Who.

Prepare to show no sorry-ness to the Whos when they wake up Christmas Day.

RUIN Christmas!

 

Signed:  The Grinch

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